Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man,
play a song for me
I'm not sleepy
and there ain't no place I'm goin' to
Hey, Mr. Tambourine Man,
play a song for me
In the jingle jangle morning,
I'll come followin' you
Take me for a trip upon
your magic swirling ship
All my senses have been stripped
And my hands can't feel to grip
And my toes too numb to step
Wait only for my boot heels to be wanderin'
I'm ready to go anywhere,
I'm ready for to fade
Unto my own parade
Cast your dancing spell my way
I promise to go under it
Calls to mind an Edward Hopper painting.
The plastic faced realtors will tell you, “It has good bones.”
As an architect-engineer I have to ask, What are them good bones sitting on?
Imagine jacking that whole thing up and replacing the foundation. I’ve done just that. The last time the house was in similar condition but on an island, and it has another floor up on top. The oldest house on the island. Oh yeah, the US Hysterical Society was sticking their greasy fingers in my eyes the whole time.
Here it is:
https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8201-Main-St-Bokeelia-FL-33922/45495407_zpid/
I don’t see the roof sagging. It’s my understanding that the old houses and barns fall down once the roof develops leaks. Yeah, there are breaks in the siding, but that’s not as damaging as roof leaks.
Might need to drop a match on that one.
Two words: Money pit.
Purchase that place–at any price–and you’ve got a lifetime of reaching into your pocket to get it up-to-speed. Nothing’s to code….everything has to be done from scratch. Wiring, plumbing, HVAC, windows, flooring, paint….you’d never get it done.
I agree. Burn it down and start over. You’ll be happier in the long run.
Many years ago in my youth of 28 and recently divorced, I had an old Datsun that was a money pit. I was broke as a joke and wrenched on this worn out car for quite some time. At one point the starter was weak and would only spin if you tapped it with a hammer while the ignition switch was turned. I was working two jobs and also going to WSU therefore no $$$. I got a drill motor and put a hole in the firewall big enough to push a small rope through. I drilled a hole in the handle of a ball peen hammer and with a pulley set that up so that I could pull on the rope and make the hammer tap the starter while I used my left hand to turn the ignition switch. It worked for about six moths until I could get some money together for a newer used car.
I swore a few times that if that car broke down on me again I would push it into a ditch and drop a match in the front seat. I only had liability insurance and that would have made a great story. “Officer, I don’t know what happened. I smelled something getting hot and pulled it over, then burst into flames”. That would have been my story. I hated that car so much that I shot it twice with a Colt 45 Gubmint Model that I still have. I think I sold it for $100 to someone who was going to scrap it. Hopefully soup cans now.
Working full time at my regular job and another 25 hours/week at a liquor store I saved up enough cash after several months to buy a used 1988 Mustang GT manual 5 speed. Maroon. Pretty hot car.
Balloon framed and boulders for foundation most likely.