The market crashed hard Thursday and Friday – it’s all the talk of the town.

“It was a week for the history books: one where world records were broken left and right…“

The market crashed so hard, I made real good money on shorts and lost real good money on longs.

So like all good pundits, I’m going to make a market prediction for tomorrow.
Nothing but absolute truth here for you, folks…

The market is going to continue its downward slide.

Unless it goes up.

Or sideways.

Or shuts down entirely.

I absolutely, 100%, your money back, unconditionally guarantee it.