In my head, the point of the poem is that it is a poem.
Snakepit Kansas
17 days ago
I was in San Diego earlier today and riding to the airport in a bus from rental car facility. Some white dude had several lines tattooed on his leg. I could not read all the lines but the last that said “EAT ASS”.
Then about to board my flight I saw this really short and obese woman. Probably all of five foot tall and just as wide. Wondered who the poor bastard was that was going to have to sit on the plane next to that load. Well it was me. She did not want to put the arm rest down between us and I had her fat thigh all pressed up against me for the flight. My leg was all sweaty on landing. Damn, go eat a salad girl.
The point of the poem is the point.
Decimal point, that is.
In my head, the point of the poem is that it is a poem.
I was in San Diego earlier today and riding to the airport in a bus from rental car facility. Some white dude had several lines tattooed on his leg. I could not read all the lines but the last that said “EAT ASS”.
Then about to board my flight I saw this really short and obese woman. Probably all of five foot tall and just as wide. Wondered who the poor bastard was that was going to have to sit on the plane next to that load. Well it was me. She did not want to put the arm rest down between us and I had her fat thigh all pressed up against me for the flight. My leg was all sweaty on landing. Damn, go eat a salad girl.
If you would have let loose with one of these you would have cleared the room.
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