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joe
joe
4 days ago

a person I know wonders what body this evil spirit is going top inhabit next

Tom Hyland
Tom Hyland
4 days ago

In February 2006 Dick Cheney shot his hunting companion Harry Whittington’s face with a 28 gauge shotgun which caused massive facial injury, a heart attack, and a big apology from Harry. “My family and I are deeply sorry for everything Vice President Cheney and his family have had to deal with. We hope that he will continue to come to Texas and seek the relaxation that he deserves” said Harry. However, Cheney’s biggest game target was America itself, which he shot in the face numerous times, was repeatably given thanks and now will be honored with flags at half-mast and speeches of effusive reverence.

ghostsniper
ghostsniper
4 days ago

after setting it on fire first a patriot should drag it behind a big truck down pennsylvania ave at 100 mph til there is nothing left but a frayed rope while other patriots line the curb shooting at it and throwing knives and hatchets at it

no, i’m not bitter, why do you ask?

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Tom Hyland
Tom Hyland
4 days ago
Reply to  ghostsniper

No, not bitter at all… just a common sense response to how adults should treat a ghoul such as The Dick. While I’ve got you here, thanks for adding the over-the-top doorway. And this question… what’s with electricians that mark their spot like a dog pissing on your tire by leaving a hundred feet of excess wire looped in place for eternity? My contribution… one of my favorite websites. https://art.nouveau.world/

Last edited 4 days ago by Tom Hyland
ghostsniper
ghostsniper
4 days ago
Reply to  Tom Hyland

Thanks for that new-vo site, I have it tabbed and will scope it out later.

Regarding the wire, I am not aware of excess wire loops. The only thing I can think of was the original building owner requested it for future expansion. Otherwise it would be wasted and I can’t imagine that happening. Last time I bought wire it was 12ga in 100′ spools and it was about $100 each and that was 20 years ago. I imagine it is double that now.

DT
DT
4 days ago
Reply to  ghostsniper

Make it a parade; there are others …

Wild, wild west
Wild, wild west
4 days ago

We will in short order, if it has not begun already and it probably has, be subjected to all manner of luminaries only too eager to equate Dick (was there ever a politician more aptly named?) with the Founders of The Republic in terms of honesty, patriotism, love of country and service thereto.

They will remind me very much of this passage written by Patrick McManus:

“Nothing improves character so much as death. I once knew a man, Pete by name, who abused his family unmercifully, stole, robbed, lied, cheated, and was suspected of at least one murder. Pete himself came to a violent end at the hands of an unknown assailant who may have been of the opinion he was performing a public service. Others thought so. Within a day of Pete’s demise, however, somebody recalled a good deed the deceased had once performed, possibly an incident in which he had met a stranger on a lonely road and hadn’t robbed him. Soon, even his victims were concluding that he hadn’t been such a bad sort after all, merely misunderstood. Then someone recalled that the fellow had been a good worker on occasion, and someone else remembered his actually having repaid a debt. By the time of the funeral, the man’s character had improved so much that he had become one of our town’s leading citizens, widely revered for his acts of charity, courage, honesty, and kindness, and if he had a fun-loving tendency to pull the occasional prank, why that was to be forgiven on the grounds that nobody’s perfect.”

ghostsniper
ghostsniper
4 days ago

HA!
Mr McManus was a genius with words wudn’t he?

Joe
Joe
4 days ago
Reply to  ghostsniper

“Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.”
— Thomas Paine 

Wild, wild west
Wild, wild west
4 days ago
Reply to  ghostsniper

I have instructed my nephew and sole heir to read that at my funeral. He’ll do it, of that I am very sure. His daddy raised him right.