I don't really have any at the moment - at least none I can put into a coherent ramble.

It is Flag Day however - and Trump's birthday, and the Army's birthday.

And "Arrest Your Favorite Protestor Day" if the all the speculation of NoKings proves true. Even in a little town with a population of 5000 not far from here ...

To say nothing of what may happen in the Middle East between the time I write this and the time you read it.

Possible Canadian, 1930:
A man in a crowded bar needed to defecate but couldn't find a bathroom, so he went upstairs and used a hole in the floor. Returning, he found everyone had gone except the bartender, who was cowering behind the bar. When the man asked what had happened, the bartender replied, 'Where were you when the shit hit the fan?'

"Travelling between Tehran and Tel Aviv ..."