I’m Headed Out To The Boonies …
(I made some sort of comment to ghostsniper about measuring distance in “tanks of gas”. Comes from being in the center of not much. So, it’s time to post this one ahead of schedule.
There’s a fair amount of babble around the wunderweb about “heading for the hills”.
That’s ambiguous – I’ve lived in places where people thought a 2-acre lot was “out in the country”.
I like the idea of being able to shoot a rifle anywhere around my house and only have to worry about hitting trespassers.
We all have our dreams … and a backhoe.
So I got curious the other day: what does a map of US metropolitan areas really look like?
Let’s start with larger metropolitan areas. The following map shows the 111 metropolitan regions having over 500,000 population.
I was born in one of them; I’ve lived in 8 of them – by this definition.
(many weren’t large enough to be on this list at the time I lived in them; the one I was born in was larger).

But looking more closely to those areas I’m familiar with, this map could be misleading. Take region 103: Reno (pop 564782). It was about ½ that size when I lived there but the point being is it shows all of Washoe County. Reno proper is just about where the yellow dot is; one gets a bit north of there, especially above Pyramid Lake, and northern Washoe County could be used as the definition of “empty” (except during the damned Burning Man event which tears up the southern end of Black Rock desert – another story.
Or the region I live now – on the NW extremes of region 74 (Boise, pop 824,000). It’s hard to see on this scale, but Owyhee County (below Boise’s yellow dot) is the extreme SW corner of the state. A 7900 square mile county, south of the Snake River, with a total population under 12,000 people concentrated in three “cities” (the largest has 2,600 people) and half a dozen communities – yet it’s considered part of the Boise metro area – even though the county seat is an hour away from Boise City … and is on the closer side of the county.
One could say the same of the area west of Salt Lake City/Ogden/Provo (region 46, 88, and 82, pop 2.6 mil). West of the I-15 corridor is hard desert.
I’m sure other regions – at least in the west – are similar.
So let’s change the map: If I look for the distribution of cities of over 100,000, the map looks like this:

Boise is considered the most “remote” large city of the lower 48; two of the top 10 “remotest” areas of the lower 48 are not far from Boise (River of No Return Wilderness is #1, the Owyhee Canyonlands is #8)

“As the crow flies”
Boise-Helena: 290
Boise- Salt Lake: 300
Boise-Reno: 470
Boise-Portland: 344
Boise-Seattle: 554
Boise-Spokane: 425
Biggest city in nowhere. Takes me an hour or so to get to Boise proper.

Portland is creeping into my mostly rural county. These metro areas completely dominate the governments of states like Oregon, Nevada and Colorado. Coming soon to Idaho and Montana.
Yep. Boise has a blue mayor and Boise metro has over half the state population. Lots of imports from WA, OR, and CA. I suspect it’s a deliberate move to change the demographics. The creation of “Greater Idaho” wouldn’t bring in enough population to overcome Boise’s growing blueness. Would add more room to hide the bodies though. 🙂
It starts unnoticeably small, usually brought forth by a woman with feelings.
Locally, a woman on the county council brought up the idea of having some charging stations installed for visitors with electric vehicles.
It was nice of her to add, that a small fee could be attached (paid by the vehicle owner) to offset the costs.
I read that in the local paper (weekly) the other day and just stared at it.
Somebody had jammed a steel tankers bar in between my intellectual gears, freezing them in place momentarily.
The unmitigated gall of this person to come up with such an outlandish idea.
Worse, the other members of the council, rather than beating that woman about the head and shoulders area with multiple blunt, metal like objects resulting in massive bleeding, broken bones and concussions, cucked out by saying they’ll take this matter up at a future meeting.
The gov’t employees are more concerned with being kind to each other than being right.